May 2013
kanyewesticle:
my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
jadehariey:
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
messenger-of-the-auspice:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
John Winchester, anyone?
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
amazzingphil:
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
canadumb:
thinsiqnificant:
canadumb:
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
ofuckme:
theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert
danimansutti:
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
